Heavenly Bliss comes from the removal of the balls

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

What I mean is there's no need to reproduction in Heaven so the balls must be removed.

You check them in at the door. Why do you think Saint Peter
guards the gates?

Right, otherwise it would be too much suffering or too much sex.

I think nobody should be deprived of sex, or at least have the consolation of hiring a prostitute. Even prisoners, I think, should be allowed to earn their money and use it on prostitutes who could visit prison, say, every month.

But in the this Christian world --or at least in God's favorite nation-- prostitution remains a crime. Funny concept for a society where CORRUPTION is the most prevalent and harmful crime.

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

I expect they issue you a white robe, same for everybody not to feed jealousy and selfishness. But underwear, not sure. Yes, underwear keeps things in place but also feel restrictive. The first question is what kind of underwear, sexy or unsexy?

Me, I get the impression that there are probably no sexual organs in Christian Heaven to cover, or to catch.
The business of the inhabitants of heaven is magnifying holy names, sexual desire would only distract.

Yeah, it sounds like an educated guess. God hates sex anyway. All he wants is procreation, and once there's no need for it in Heaven the testicles will be removed...

How about the vagina?