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Jesus is having breakfast now
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-08-15 15:46:05 UTC
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As we speak (Saturday morning, Eastern Standard Time) Jesus must be having breakfast somewhere in the Universe. I bet he's having bacon and eggs with toasts. Then he reads this Internet forum --like we read the newspaper-- and says, "I think it's time for me to show up and get the record straight. People suspect I don't exist and are going to quit."

So we are expecting to hear from him in the next 24 hours.


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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-08-15 19:55:07 UTC
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On Sat, 15 Aug 2015 08:44:18 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
As we speak (Saturday morning, Eastern Standard Time) Jesus must be having breakfast somewhere in the Universe. I bet he's having bacon and eggs ....
What!! You think Jesus eats unborn chickens? Heretic!
Even more heretic... he's eating bacon!!!

He couldn't live among the Jews anymore.

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