Jesus is invincible and invisible

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

It hit me like a train. It must have been the Muses. It's one of those word games or mind games that help you remember things. Originally I thought: THE REVOLUTION IS INVINCIBLE AND INVISIBLE. Then (eureka!) Jesus is also invincible and invisible! Of course, he's invincible because he's invisible. You can not defeat the invisible man. And the reason you can not defeat Jesus is because he lies in your head. Not in your particular head, but in the head of the Christians.

In other words, Jesus is a mind game. And I thank the Muses for this realization just as I thank you for reading this. You probably wouldn't even bother if it wasn't for the title. Of course, the trademark is mine so I don't want the Christians printing t-shirts with my motto. I'll sue Jesus.


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[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

I respond to the single-finger salute in kind, but with the pinky
finger only. It seems to confuse them

I'm not up-to-date on all the youngster gang symbols. Does it mean
anything, or is it just something you made up to confuse people?

Could you see me, you would know that I am probably not up on
youngster gang symbols, either. The pinkie "finger" is just something
I started using to reply to birds flipped in my direction, to amusing
effect, some 20 years ago.

The finger is NOT a weapon. A Christian bully (must have been Christian) spit in my face because I gave him a finger.

You have to do like Jesus:

Wear a t-shirt that says, "Kiss my ass!"

And that refers to the fact that Jesus rode a donkey to make fun of the Romans. How can such a humble person challenge and then defeat an Empire? He became their spiritual leader and the Empire fell apart.