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Did Jesus know he would be followed?
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Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2014-11-20 10:50:58 UTC
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He must be sitting somewhere in the Universe thinking: "Wow, it's amazing all I did. What a pity only 1% of my followers are like me."

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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-11-20 16:07:15 UTC
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On Thu, 20 Nov 2014 02:43:51 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
He must be sitting somewhere in the Universe thinking: "Wow, it's amazing all I did. What a pity only 1% of my followers are like me."
...he should've got the hint early on when only two homeless people
looking for scrap metal showed up at the crucifixion...oh..and 3
vultures but I guess they don't count.
Yeah, and the bums approached him and said, "Can I have a quarter?"

And Jesus replied, "Oh no, my friends, you are sure to have everything in Heaven."

And the bums went, "What a weird guy!"

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