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God the Great Plumber
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Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-02-15 06:29:10 UTC
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According to this view, God would not be the Great Architect, but the Great Plumber. Interesting analogy now that we witness the chaos and randomness of the Universe as well as the events in the news.
I have an alternative theory. The lavatory on the flying saucer
had malfunctioned and they needed to stop on some forsaken
rock to dump the contents ..... :-)
So we owe our existence to bad plumbing and sheer luck. What's the role of God on this? Is he the Great Plumber?


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Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-02-15 07:15:41 UTC
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Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
According to this view, God would not be the Great Architect, but the Great Plumber. Interesting analogy now that we witness the chaos and randomness of the Universe as well as the events in the news.
I have an alternative theory. The lavatory on the flying saucer
had malfunctioned and they needed to stop on some forsaken
rock to dump the contents ..... :-)
So we owe our existence to bad plumbing and sheer luck. What's the role of God on this? Is he the Great Plumber?
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"The jungle has never been this much fun!"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
the first cell was too complicated to have been created by naturalistic means. it didn't happen.
It would have been too complicated for the Great Plumber just the same.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-02-15 17:36:03 UTC
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Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
According to this view, God would not be the Great Architect, but the Great Plumber. Interesting analogy now that we witness the chaos and randomness of the Universe as well as the events in the news.
I have an alternative theory. The lavatory on the flying saucer
had malfunctioned and they needed to stop on some forsaken
rock to dump the contents ..... :-)
So we owe our existence to bad plumbing and sheer luck. What's the role of God on this? Is he the Great Plumber?
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"The jungle has never been this much fun!"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
the first cell was too complicated to have been created by naturalistic means. it didn't happen.
It would have been too complicated for the Great Plumber just the same.
the more complexity, the greater the intellect.
He was very dumb to have given people an intellect to be wasted in following orders.
OK, this is where the Great Plumber made his first mistake, right from the beginning:

"GOD CREATED A WOMAN NOT A DOG TO FOLLOW ORDERS"

Women have a mind of their own, so to speak. It was expected she would bite the Forbidden Fruit. That's what they do all time. Perhaps the Great Plumber didn't have much experience with women. Actually, he never had a woman.

The man who wants a living thing to follow orders better have a dog. We created him in our image.
High Miles
2015-02-15 18:53:01 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
According to this view, God would not be the Great Architect, but the Great Plumber. Interesting analogy now that we witness the chaos and randomness of the Universe as well as the events in the news.
I have an alternative theory. The lavatory on the flying saucer
had malfunctioned and they needed to stop on some forsaken
rock to dump the contents ..... :-)
So we owe our existence to bad plumbing and sheer luck. What's the role of God on this? Is he the Great Plumber?
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"The jungle has never been this much fun!"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
the first cell was too complicated to have been created by naturalistic means. it didn't happen.
It would have been too complicated for the Great Plumber just the same.
the more complexity, the greater the intellect.
He was very dumb to have given people an intellect to be wasted in following orders.
"GOD CREATED A WOMAN NOT A DOG TO FOLLOW ORDERS"
Women have a mind of their own, so to speak. It was expected she would bite the Forbidden Fruit. That's what they do all time. Perhaps the Great Plumber didn't have much experience with women. Actually, he never had a woman.
The man who wants a living thing to follow orders better have a dog. We created him in our image.
The very same way guys created god in their own image.
It's an ego thing.
Nothing more.
Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-02-15 21:55:29 UTC
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Post by High Miles
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
According to this view, God would not be the Great Architect, but the Great Plumber. Interesting analogy now that we witness the chaos and randomness of the Universe as well as the events in the news.
I have an alternative theory. The lavatory on the flying saucer
had malfunctioned and they needed to stop on some forsaken
rock to dump the contents ..... :-)
So we owe our existence to bad plumbing and sheer luck. What's the role of God on this? Is he the Great Plumber?
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"The jungle has never been this much fun!"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
the first cell was too complicated to have been created by naturalistic means. it didn't happen.
It would have been too complicated for the Great Plumber just the same.
the more complexity, the greater the intellect.
He was very dumb to have given people an intellect to be wasted in following orders.
"GOD CREATED A WOMAN NOT A DOG TO FOLLOW ORDERS"
Women have a mind of their own, so to speak. It was expected she would bite the Forbidden Fruit. That's what they do all time. Perhaps the Great Plumber didn't have much experience with women. Actually, he never had a woman.
The man who wants a living thing to follow orders better have a dog. We created him in our image.
The very same way guys created god in their own image.
It's an ego thing.
Nothing more.
Yep, that's the way it looks. A nurturing goddess would actually make more sense.
Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-02-15 21:55:53 UTC
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the first orders were directed at both the man and the woman. be fruitful and multiply - name the animals, have dominion over the earth (creatively dress it) - sounds like fun.
Yeah, it would sound like fun if it was true. Humans created an animal and called it "dog."
Anyway, God equipped women with hormones and neurons and that was his mistake. It proves he was the Great Plumber.
It's obvious that the Great Plumber was incapable of creating a complicated universe, let alone a complex living being.

A scientist such as Einstein could have done it, but then again he was a misogynist and left his wife.

In other words, God doesn't make sense.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-02-16 00:36:03 UTC
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dog is a creation of God ,
according
to the religion of a MONOPOLY GOD .
No, no. He created WOLF, a wild beast. We created DOG, man's best friend.

It proves we are better architects than him.
High Miles
2015-02-16 02:11:54 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
dog is a creation of God ,
according
to the religion of a MONOPOLY GOD .
No, no. He created WOLF, a wild beast. We created DOG, man's best friend.
It proves we are better architects than him.
Him who ????
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-02-16 17:04:27 UTC
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Post by High Miles
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
dog is a creation of God ,
according
to the religion of a MONOPOLY GOD .
No, no. He created WOLF, a wild beast. We created DOG, man's best friend.
It proves we are better architects than him.
Him who ????
Him, the Great Architect, the Great Plumber, whatever you call him.

His capacity as "architect" is under question. Well, we say he doesn't even exist.
Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-02-16 17:23:53 UTC
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On Sun, 15 Feb 2015 21:57:08 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
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Anyway, God equipped with women with hormones and neurons and that
was his mistake. It proves he was the Great Plumber.
The mistake was equipping humans with brains ... it's a mistake the
priests have been attempting to fix for centuries with their
brainwashing techniques and lies. They had quite a large success in the
early years, but thankfully more and more people are seeing all the
idiotic religions for the stupid con they really are.
I think only Europe has seen ever shrinking herds.
It's still a pretty profitable field for shepherds. Plenty of fleece to be collected.
The new chief shepherd suggested that, just maybe,
it wasn't always a great idea for the sheep to breed
like bunnies ....
It wasn't. That's one of the biggest problems with religion. They blindly follow this command of "multiply and conquer," but the Earth is not big enough to go on forever.
However he still recommends preventative methods
that don't work very well ....
As for "shrinking herds" ... the planetwide 'herd' needs
to shrink by about 80 or 90 percent or there soon won't
be a blade of grass to go around. "Fresh pastures" may
be another century or two away, and that's too long.
This is a good metaphor for the planet-wide herds:

"Since their introduction from Europe in the 19th century, the effect of rabbits on the ecology of Australia has been devastating. They are suspected of being the most significant known factor in species loss in Australia."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_Australia
High Miles
2015-02-18 22:29:08 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
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dog is a creation of God ,
according
to the religion of a MONOPOLY GOD .
No, no. He created WOLF, a wild beast. We created DOG, man's best friend.
It proves we are better architects than him.
Him who ????
Him, the Great Architect, the Great Plumber, whatever you call him.
His capacity as "architect" is under question. Well, we say he doesn't even exist.
Amen !
Jim_Higgins
2015-02-18 22:42:30 UTC
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On Sunday, February 15, 2015 at 7:12:01 PM UTC-5, Jesus Christ is a
dog is a creation of God ,
according
to the religion of a MONOPOLY GOD .
No, no. He created WOLF, a wild beast. We created DOG, man's best friend.
It proves we are better architects than him.
Him who ????
Him, the Great Architect, the Great Plumber, whatever you call him.
His capacity as "architect" is under question. Well, we say he doesn't even exist.
Amen !
Two heretics having a conversation about the God they don't believe in.
You have not a single clue.
--
"Guarded by a tired cohort of Roman Heavy Infantry"
Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-02-19 19:16:20 UTC
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Post by High Miles
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Post by High Miles
On Sunday, February 15, 2015 at 7:12:01 PM UTC-5, Jesus Christ is a
dog is a creation of God ,
according
to the religion of a MONOPOLY GOD .
No, no. He created WOLF, a wild beast. We created DOG, man's best friend.
It proves we are better architects than him.
Him who ????
Him, the Great Architect, the Great Plumber, whatever you call him.
His capacity as "architect" is under question. Well, we say he doesn't even exist.
Amen !
Two heretics having a conversation about the God they don't believe in.
You have not a single clue.
Obviously it takes two heretics to question God.

Is he simply a lousy architect or he doesn't exist? I let people draw their own conclusions.
High Miles
2015-02-20 19:27:06 UTC
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Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Post by High Miles
On Sunday, February 15, 2015 at 7:12:01 PM UTC-5, Jesus Christ is a
dog is a creation of God ,
according
to the religion of a MONOPOLY GOD .
No, no. He created WOLF, a wild beast. We created DOG, man's best friend.
It proves we are better architects than him.
Him who ????
Him, the Great Architect, the Great Plumber, whatever you call him.
His capacity as "architect" is under question. Well, we say he doesn't even exist.
Amen !
Two heretics having a conversation about the God they don't believe in.
You have not a single clue.
Obviously it takes two heretics to question God.
Is he simply a lousy architect or he doesn't exist? I let people draw their own conclusions.
Thank you
Those who swallow all that rubbish can be tedious.

High Miles
2015-02-16 02:11:19 UTC
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Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
the first orders were directed at both the man and the woman. be fruitful and multiply - name the animals, have dominion over the earth (creatively dress it) - sounds like fun.
Yeah, it would sound like fun if it was true. Humans created an animal and called it "dog."
Anyway, God equipped women with hormones and neurons and that was his mistake. It proves he was the Great Plumber.
It's obvious that the Great Plumber was incapable of creating a complicated universe, let alone a complex living being.
A scientist such as Einstein could have done it, but then again he was a misogynist and left his wife.
In other words, God doesn't make sense.
Mythical, imaginary things seldom make sense.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-02-16 17:00:29 UTC
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Post by High Miles
Post by Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
the first orders were directed at both the man and the woman. be fruitful and multiply - name the animals, have dominion over the earth (creatively dress it) - sounds like fun.
Yeah, it would sound like fun if it was true. Humans created an animal and called it "dog."
Anyway, God equipped women with hormones and neurons and that was his mistake. It proves he was the Great Plumber.
It's obvious that the Great Plumber was incapable of creating a complicated universe, let alone a complex living being.
A scientist such as Einstein could have done it, but then again he was a misogynist and left his wife.
In other words, God doesn't make sense.
Mythical, imaginary things seldom make sense.
They don't need to make sense. That's what "faith" is for. ;)
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