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Walking for Jesus
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-08-30 19:45:01 UTC
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What about encouraging the Christians to walk for Jesus, so they have some resemblance to the character they claim to follow? Yes, they must leave their car behind.

How about Donkey for Jesus?


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5***@gmail.com
2014-08-31 12:46:59 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
What about encouraging the Christians to walk for Jesus, so they have some resemblance to the character they claim to follow? Yes, they must leave their car behind.
The monkey has fallen from his tree and hurt his little head. Christians only walk to places in pilgrimages as a penance for crimes they have committed:

"The Church employed a system of rituals to atone for temporal punishment due to sins known as penance. According to this system, pilgrimages were a suitable form of expiation for some temporal punishment, and they could be used as acts of penance for those who were guilty of certain crimes."

Going places by automobile is a sign of virtue. 8-)
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-09-01 15:09:43 UTC
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What about encouraging the Christians to walk for Jesus, so they have some resemblance to the character they claim to follow? Yes, they must leave their car behind.
"The Church employed a system of rituals to atone for temporal punishment due to sins known as penance. According to this system, pilgrimages were a suitable form of expiation for some temporal punishment, and they could be used as acts of penance for those who were guilty of certain crimes."
Going places by automobile is a sign of virtue. 8-)
Amen, brother. I figure only the Amish go to Heaven.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-09-01 22:02:13 UTC
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What about encouraging the Christians to walk for Jesus, so they have some resemblance to the character they claim to follow? Yes, they must leave their car behind.
"The Church employed a system of rituals to atone for temporal punishment due to sins known as penance. According to this system, pilgrimages were a suitable form of expiation for some temporal punishment, and they could be used as acts of penance for those who were guilty of certain crimes."
Going places by automobile is a sign of virtue. 8-)
Amen, brother. I figure only the Amish go to Heaven.
Oh I forgot. We are going to rename the campaign as follows:

"Walking on Water for Jesus"

We want some drama and showmanship.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-09-02 04:36:10 UTC
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But which came first? Driving a few hundred yards to the store or the lack of pedestrian provision? Cheap fuel? The school run?
We are the product of social engineering. There's little left to chance. Our masters decide if you walk or not. All they have to do is unleash the rage of the driver on the pedestrian and make pedestrian equivalent to monkey.
I suspect that if more people _wanted_ to walk (or cycle) facilities would improve. As it is the minority of walkers and cyclists mostly have beards and, hence, can be ignored.
It's not the way monkey society works. The alpha leaders set the rules and the others follow.
Amongst their other attractions cars are a kind of security blanket. We feel safer in our car. We have that piece of metal between us and the great unwashed. They are also an extension of the hand-bag, and one available to men too. And, for Americans, it's a place to carry your gun.
Once cities have little space to park many solutions appear. Public transportation is the most obvious choice, but it's EXPENSIVE & UNRELIABLE. The only free choices are walking and bicycling. The scooter is often a very practical option in crowded cities.
So if I were to face Jesus, I'd ask, "Hey, Jesus, your people have become lazy and fat. Is anyone following you?" And he would reply, "Sure, man, I have a herd of sheep that follow me everywhere. Humans have their own monkey mind."
I don't know how Jesus would have coped with a society where so many were affluent.
He would go and live in North Korea. ;)
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-09-02 16:24:28 UTC
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How's the drought affecting you?
Water usage is restricted. Otherwise, everything is fine.
We could use the rain/flood from the midwest to the east coast.
I support the Trail for Humanity too! ;)



What we are missing in America is trails to go everywhere. We've got too many roads and too few trails. I experienced that in Woodbourne, NY (the boondocks), technically a hamlet. The small towns seem to be dead as well, such as Monticello, NY.

The question is "Where's the people"? Maybe we must go to Mexico to find people outside. "Senoritas bonitas" strolling around make a town worth living. One problem is the distances we face in America. It must be a bicycle to get you places and get things done.

I saw a drone view of Merced and it showed no people.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-09-05 22:25:27 UTC
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Friday, 5 September 2014 01:41:13 UTC+1, Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic
At that time, there was no bus, bicycle, car, or train to commute from
place
There was horse or donkey. Jesus chose the donkey because he was a monkey.
Donkeys are supposed to be humble, for some reason. e.g. Shrek II.
You'll never see a donkey boasting he's a donkey. But this donkey who carried
Jesus --as anonymous as he may be-- is the most prominent donkey in history.
Nope, that was a pathetic donkey. Try these ...
- Top 10 Talking Donkeys
http://listverse.com/2010/08/25/top-10-talking-donkeys/
- Famous Donkeys and Mules
http://board.hobbyfarms.com/Topic7151.aspx
- Fictional Donkeys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fictional_donkeys
:-)
- Donkey from Shrek,
- Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh
- Pinocchio (when he turns into one)
- Donkey Kong ;-)
- Don Quixote ;-)
Even sticking to religious fantasy, the most famous donkey would be the
one that pregnant Mary road into Bethlehem ... whether or not that's
actually in the Bible, it is how she is often portrayed.
Balaam's ***, the prophet Balaam's talking donkey, one of only two talking animals in the Bible

I didn't know the Bible had *TWO* talking animals. One was funny enough.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2014-09-01 15:08:37 UTC
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0140286012/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

Review of the book about walking:

Drawing together many histories-of anatomical evolution and city design, of treadmills and labyrinths, of walking clubs and sexual mores-Rebecca Solnit creates a fascinating portrait of the range of possibilities presented by walking. Arguing that the history of walking includes walking for pleasure as well as for political, aesthetic, and social meaning, Solnit focuses on the walkers whose everyday and extreme acts have shaped our culture, from philosophers to poets to mountaineers. She profiles some of the most significant walkers in history and fiction-from Wordsworth to Gary Snyder, from Jane Austen's Elizabeth Bennet to Andre Breton's Nadja-finding a profound relationship between walking and thinking and walking and culture. Solnit argues for the necessity of preserving the time and space in which to walk in our ever more car-dependent and accelerated world.

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If one doesn't walk one's dog, it would be cruel. Our masters better listen.
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