Ladies do not masturbate

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Ladies do not masturbate.

They scratch. 😎

And if they do masturbate, who do you blame? God, right?

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

On Sun, 12 Jul 2015 12:40:59 -0700 (PDT) in alt.atheism, "Wise
wrote,

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Ladies do not masturbate.
They scratch. ?
And if they do masturbate, who do you blame? God, right?

Who says there is any blame? They are not spilling any seed, right?

Then it is us men who spill the seed. Do we do it because we want to or is it because there are no women around?

We still blame God for not having enough women around.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

On Sun, 12 Jul 2015 12:40:59 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Ladies do not masturbate.
They scratch. ?
And if they do masturbate, who do you blame? God, right?

Some things need scratching. Just ask jdyke.

I don't want to guess, but I think God caught Eve "scratching."

The stuff about the forbidden fruit and the talking snake is a kid's story.