Why people drive Toyota? Simple: "Monkey See Monkey Do"

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

I find no other reason to drive a Toyota. As I was recently looking around for a car, I found much better choices, even GM. Chevy "Sonic" and "Cruze" are great choices, and most importantly for a monkey looking to have fun, they are fun to drive. But I think Toyota caters to the faithful crowd of church ladies for whom "fun" is a taboo word.

"Monkey See Monkey Do" is a great way to keep expanding business and control crowds though. But such is my humble opinion.

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[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
I find no other reason to drive a Toyota. As I was recently looking around for a car, I found much better choices, even GM. Chevy "Sonic" and "Cruze" are great choices, and most importantly for a monkey looking to have fun, they are fun to drive. But I think Toyota caters to the faithful crowd of church ladies for whom "fun" is a taboo word.
"Monkey See Monkey Do" is a great way to keep expanding business and control crowds though. But such is my humble opinion.
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Interesting perspective considering it's the exact same methodology as
religion.

Yes, it is. Everybody on automatic pilot. ;)

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

"His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"

Imagine an old lady that can hardly walk and drives out of a Toyota
dealership with a new Toyota... Impossible?

Imagine that an obese guy walked into a local burger joint for a coffee
and ended up coming out with three bags full of burgers... Impossible?
Or rather, so what? An independent business sells something. Film at
11.
Or are you saying that this is Toyota Corporation's fault?

Well, it seems con artists of all sorts have preference in finding jobs at Toyota dealerships...

"The owners & operators of Toyota dealerships (most of them) are unethical people who are out to make profits any way possible. They know that most consumers do not have the skills to determine whether or not the 'deal' they made was in fact an honest deal.

Toyota dealerships thrive on making 'back end' profit, which includes- 'Extended Warranties', 'Higher Interest Rates', 'GAP Insurance', 'Car Care', 'Extra Care', 'Easy Care', 'Toyota Care', 'Life Insurance', etc.

Many consumers don't even know that these 'back end' products were put into the loan. It's done by DECEIVING the customer and getting the customer to only concentrate on a monthly payment."

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Gee, I know people like that out there and now I'll tell them where to go!l crowds though. But such is my humble opinion.

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

He recycles the nonsense. As he said appropriately though not
personally, monkey see…monkey do. Apparently more so with the Tibetan
variety.

Sorry, my wisdom is about having fun, not about following the herd.

This commercial says it all:

And then the sheep go to church and repeat the same passages from the Bible because that's how they feel safe. But they make other people feel unsafe...

Then the Wise Man questions everything and says, "Why are these sheep driving anyway?"

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

"His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"

Post by His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

He recycles the nonsense. As he said appropriately though not
personally, monkey seeŠmonkey do. Apparently more so with the Tibetan
variety.

Sorry, my wisdom is about having fun

is that what you call giving out blowjobs to homeless people?

Wait a minute, you gave your libraries and parks to the homeless, and now you want to give them a blowjob too?
And what's the role of Toyota in this anyway?

It is said that it takes a Wise Man and a fast Internet connection to find the truth:

http://www.toyotainaction.com/blog/lamission

Why don't they shelter them in the Toyota dealerships? How about free cars for the homeless?

I'm telling you, THE CORPORATIONS ONLY CARE ABOUT GOOD PR!

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

"His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"

Eventually he'll do the world a favor and eat a gun.

Hey, guns are not my type. I prefer machetes and bananas to deal with
aggression.

Oh, so you've already cut off your dick. That explains why you keep
bending over and offering your ass to every guy in town, and why you
keep offering those blowjobs.

There you go again, typical Toyota IQ. But I'm sure the Japanese people are not like you. By the way, they seem to ride bikes on the sidewalk --which is a bad habit-- so they'll be happy with my revolution. NO MORE SIDEWALK RIDING. We respect our elders even though they don't have a clue.