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Damn, everything's closed because of Easter!
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-05 20:56:41 UTC
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Everything: Ross, DD Discount closed on a Sunday. And everything because of Jesus. I thought Jesus wanted us to go shopping and spend money. Sure, Walmart was open but that was to be expected.

We all know Christmas is about shopping, not Jesus. So it is that I had to cut short my shopping adventure. Damn, and damn again. We must revise Jesus' outlook on shopping. Was he for shopping or not?


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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-07 13:53:45 UTC
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On Mon, 06 Apr 2015 18:03:15 -0700, John Locke
On Sun, 5 Apr 2015 13:53:05 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Everything: Ross, DD Discount closed on a Sunday. And everything because of Jesus.
I thought Jesus wanted us to go shopping and spend money. Sure, Walmart was open
but that was to be expected.
We all know Christmas is about shopping, not Jesus. So it is that I had to cut short my
shopping adventure. Damn, and damn again. We must revise Jesus' outlook on shopping.
Was he for shopping or not?
Eostre has become a traditional time here for people to get some DIY
done as obviously nobody believes in the existence of Eostre, the
Goddess of Spring anymore whose day it is supposed to be.
I found I had to do some when I tried to grill some fish for tea on
Eostre's Sunday. I put the fish under the grill, set a timer for 6
minutes. I then turned the fish over and set a timer for five
minutes. Expecting it to be more or less cooked the fish was barely
warm as the grill element had blown. So I order a new built in single
oven on line on Monday and took the took the old one out. Hopefully
they will deliver the new Zannusi today so I can get get it fitted in
in time for tea this evening
Any excuse not to get some gardening done :-)
Matthew 21:12-13
More boring relgious rubbish?
Not bloodly likely
Jesus hated the money changers but the Christians rely on credit to go shopping. Few people go shopping the good old fashioned way, counting on what they've got at hand.

Of course, the same could be said of debit cards vs. credit cards. Beware of Satan. ;)
59Fiat600 Rossa
2015-04-07 19:56:39 UTC
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Who the bloody hell is Les Hellawell?
59Fiat600 Rossa
2015-04-07 20:01:42 UTC
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Post by 59Fiat600 Rossa
Who the bloody hell is Les Hellawell?
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-07 20:33:25 UTC
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Post by 59Fiat600 Rossa
Who the bloody hell is Les Hellawell?
Mind you, the Internet has many wrong answers.

It says God created the Universe. It says God doesn't make sense. It says Bobby Kennedy killed Marilyn.

The Wise Man must find his way in the jungle of ideas. Of course, God doesn't make sense.
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