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The Golden Age in Heaven: 72
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-20 16:25:16 UTC
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Muslim heaven could be different. Will there be 72 virgins?
Wakalukong
Yeah, I think it would be the leftovers from the angels. Average age 72 years old.
One of the deepest issues in the heavens is what age would people be kept to keep them from sinning. Young bodies would bring temptation, and many would definitely fall. The age of 72 would be a golden age where sex is not that important anymore. Sagging bodies are a great deterrent to sex. So be it, the golden age is that of 72.

I wonder if the Christians are OK with that. Sure, sex is about reproduction. No reproduction needed in Heaven.


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High Miles
2015-04-20 17:15:40 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Muslim heaven could be different. Will there be 72 virgins?
Wakalukong
Yeah, I think it would be the leftovers from the angels. Average age 72 years old.
One of the deepest issues in the heavens is what age would people be kept to keep them from sinning. Young bodies would bring temptation, and many would definitely fall. The age of 72 would be a golden age where sex is not that important anymore. Sagging bodies are a great deterrent to sex. So be it, the golden age is that of 72.
I wonder if the Christians are OK with that. Sure, sex is about reproduction. No reproduction needed in Heaven.
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72 is a dandy age right here. ;-)
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-20 18:18:17 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Muslim heaven could be different. Will there be 72 virgins?
Wakalukong
Yeah, I think it would be the leftovers from the angels. Average age 72 years old.
One of the deepest issues in the heavens is what age would people be kept to keep them from sinning. Young bodies would bring temptation, and many would definitely fall. The age of 72 would be a golden age where sex is not that important anymore. Sagging bodies are a great deterrent to sex. So be it, the golden age is that of 72.
I wonder if the Christians are OK with that. Sure, sex is about reproduction. No reproduction needed in Heaven.
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"The jungle has never been this much fun!"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
72 is a dandy age right here. ;-)
Oh yes, I have a few friends who would be happy about it. I think young people have much to worry about. ;)
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-20 18:18:49 UTC
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On Mon, 20 Apr 2015 09:23:06 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Muslim heaven could be different. Will there be 72 virgins?
Wakalukong
Yeah, I think it would be the leftovers from the angels. Average age 72 years old.
One of the deepest issues in the heavens is what age would people be kept to keep them from sinning. Young bodies would bring temptation, and many would definitely fall. The age of 72 would be a golden age where sex is not that important anymore. Sagging bodies are a great deterrent to sex. So be it, the golden age is that of 72.
I wonder if the Christians are OK with that. Sure, sex is about reproduction. No reproduction needed in Heaven.
...they shouldn't be. No fucking, no eating, no pooping in
heaven....only the horrid prospect of eternal servitude to a psycho
monster god.
They are happy because they don't think about it. They wouldn't want to go to Heaven. And there's no escape either.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-20 23:39:27 UTC
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On Mon, 20 Apr 2015 11:15:11 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Mon, 20 Apr 2015 09:23:06 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Muslim heaven could be different. Will there be 72 virgins?
Wakalukong
Yeah, I think it would be the leftovers from the angels. Average age 72 years old.
One of the deepest issues in the heavens is what age would people be kept to keep them from sinning. Young bodies would bring temptation, and many would definitely fall. The age of 72 would be a golden age where sex is not that important anymore. Sagging bodies are a great deterrent to sex. So be it, the golden age is that of 72.
I wonder if the Christians are OK with that. Sure, sex is about reproduction. No reproduction needed in Heaven.
...they shouldn't be. No fucking, no eating, no pooping in
heaven....only the horrid prospect of eternal servitude to a psycho
monster god.
They are happy because they don't think about it. They wouldn't want to go to Heaven. And there's no escape either.
...they might not think about what a Heaven might actually entail but
they sure as hell blow a lot of time, energy and money trying to
figure out how to get there.
Ain't that funny? They should investigate the piece of real estate they are spending time and money into.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-20 23:45:20 UTC
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On Mon, 20 Apr 2015 09:20:07 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Muslim heaven could be different. Will there be 72 virgins?
Wakalukong
Yeah, I think it would be the leftovers from the angels. Average age 72 years old.
One of the deepest issues in the heavens is what age would people be kept to keep them from sinning.
Nope ... in Yawehs' heaven everybody's as smooth as
a Barbie doll down there ... :-)
Really? How uninteresting!
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-21 14:07:37 UTC
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This is Heaven, and we are all ages, forever and always have been. All those what-ifs in the Many Worlds of the Kingdom of the Father.
It doesn't make sense. People should be not aging in Heaven because time is at a standstill. And you don't want some people to be old and some young and sexy. Everybody the same age. Though that creates its own problems such as grandma, mom and daughter being all the same age.

Now, do you expect people to reproduce in Heaven? Having babies born in Heaven would make them a distinct class of people. Perhaps they would envy those born on this planet because they had a glimpse of life.

I expect a life lived in perfect equilibrium where everything would be perfectly boring. Everybody dressed in white except for the angels that dress in black. God would be golden and have a whip to make sure things work as intended.
59Fiat600 Rossa
2015-04-22 00:39:43 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
I expect a life lived in perfect equilibrium where everything would be perfectly boring.
Sorry, no life at all. Not allowed. This is the afterlife, remember? Heaven is not a place at all -- what a primitive idea -- Heaven is a state of being that is not associated with the dreadful old space-time continuum.

Everybody dressed in white ...

Sorry again. Nobody. Not everybody. Not any body. This is the afterbody, just as it is the afterlife. You will be pure spirit. You will not even have toes.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-22 13:04:25 UTC
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Post by 59Fiat600 Rossa
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
I expect a life lived in perfect equilibrium where everything would be perfectly boring.
Sorry, no life at all. Not allowed. This is the afterlife, remember? Heaven is not a place at all -- what a primitive idea -- Heaven is a state of being that is not associated with the dreadful old space-time continuum.
Everybody dressed in white ...
Sorry again. Nobody. Not everybody. Not any body. This is the afterbody, just as it is the afterlife. You will be pure spirit. You will not even have toes.
A spirit? Perhaps your brain will keep working but the body will not be there. Then your brain will wonder at some point or another, "What the hell I'm doing here?"

Or perhaps the spirit will not have a brain at all and just float around like a cloud, unaware of time and space. That would be happiness.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-04-25 16:07:07 UTC
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Sure you age in Heaven, always have and always will. Always old and always young, every way you can be, so, best of all worlds, never boring.
You age in Heaven? Exactly how, like from 20 to 40, and then stop? Or do you reset back to 20 and start all over again?
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