Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2016-03-07 17:57:58 UTC
On Sun, 6 Mar 2016 21:00:39 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
He gave up the ghost two thousand years ago, telling people to wait for him.
I think is time to declare him dead.
...we should to declare him what he actually is ..a fictional
character.
Banning that fictional character... doesn't work. It came back with more power after the experiments in the Soviet Union and Cuba.Yep, we are ready for the next step of evolution. At some point we must tell people Jesus ain't coming.
Not coming? He ain't even breathing hard.I think is time to declare him dead.
character.
Nietzsche declared him dead (it was assumed he was alive at some point) but he's still going strong.
We must substitute. Pick your favorite character and make it your partner. I know I will receive "endless massage" from a goddess after I die. The hunter gatherers weren't alone before the concept of a monotheist god came along. They had spirits that they invoked and had fun with. A good hunt gave rise to a party with weed and stuff. I assume that the hot half-naked dancing by the fire led to some party under the sheets. Yeah, they celebrated life in a big way. Jesus is just depressing. A man must have BANANA POWER, you know. He didn't even fuck a woman. And he's expected to come a second time...
We don't understand the human brain full well. Perhaps we are wired in a certain way or perhaps we are just brainwashed. "Monkey see Monkey do" would explain why many people believe. Making sense may not work at all. We must be able to appeal to the monkey mind.
Above all we must face this issue with a sense of humor. Head to the liquor store and you are sure to find some spirits. I'm grabbing some myself. Where's the banana goddess? Yeah, she may be listening.
I'm asking the dear Christian audience, what kind of paradise they offer? Is praying some kind of substitute for sex? One thing they can't possibly offer is having fun in the other life. The sex police will whip you every time you get hard. Once we tell that to the masses, they'll sure won't want to live forever in such a paradise. I'd commit suicide.
What was the original idea? Yeah, Jesus ain't coming no more.
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