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The Naked Truth about Heaven
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-03-28 15:08:03 UTC
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On Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:33:54 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
your Bible again .
God is communist. Everybody according to his needs.
They'll give you free bread and sandals. Everybody naked.
but no fruit?
Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.


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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-03-28 15:25:19 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:33:54 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
your Bible again .
God is communist. Everybody according to his needs.
They'll give you free bread and sandals. Everybody naked.
but no fruit?
Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.
Picture this: You are idling in Heaven and you see this fruit sitting there (or hanging there, whatever the case) and you wonder if it's OK to try. God said something about being "forbidden," but you don't remember exactly why. You wonder if God could be wrong. You want to know for yourself, but are undecided.

Eve comes around and says, "Hey you, idiot, take a bite!"
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-03-29 01:26:19 UTC
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El 28/03/15 a las 16:05, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:33:54 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
your Bible again .
God is communist. Everybody according to his needs.
They'll give you free bread and sandals. Everybody naked.
but no fruit?
Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.
If there will be idiots and no animals at all, I choose for another
heaven. The heaven of koalas.
Feel the same here. The Christian Heaven will be deprived of fun and animal life.

There are no songs of birds, just the chants of hallelujah.
Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-03-29 05:07:41 UTC
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Nah, it's Heaven. Blessed are the Poor for theirs is the Many Worlds of the Kingdom of the Father, next time they win the lottery and find true love that doesn't fade. It all works out.
So are you prepared to tell every Christian listening out there that this is Heaven and there's no afterlife?

I rest my case.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-03-29 19:12:55 UTC
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On Sun, 29 Mar 2015 04:34:38 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
On Sat, 28 Mar 2015 08:09:41 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:33:54 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
your Bible again .
God is communist. Everybody according to his needs.
They'll give you free bread and sandals. Everybody naked.
but no fruit?
Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.
Yaweh is a weird SOB ............
Does he want you to sin or not?
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If Yaweh didn't have any 'sins' to judge, any
'sinners' to cast into the pit, he'd get very very
bored - probably erase humanity and start
over by evolving racoons or something :-)
Raccoons are definitely evil. That's a species that God would love to work with.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-03-30 15:20:08 UTC
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On Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:54:43 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
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Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.
The gods might allow some fruit but the fruit from the Tree of Life
would not be there.
Gen 3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of
us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and
3:23 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to
till the ground from whence he was taken.
Only eternal life keeps us from being gods.
"Some fruit"? What kind of fruit? We need all kinds of fruits and freedom of choice.

Are gays OK in Heaven? They are different, you know. ;)
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-03-30 19:24:00 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:54:43 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:33:54 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
your Bible again .
God is communist. Everybody according to his needs.
They'll give you free bread and sandals. Everybody naked.
but no fruit?
Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.
The gods might allow some fruit but the fruit from the Tree of Life
would not be there.
Gen 3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of
us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and
3:23 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to
till the ground from whence he was taken.
Only eternal life keeps us from being gods.
"Some fruit"? What kind of fruit? We need all kinds of fruits and freedom of choice.
Are gays OK in Heaven? They are different, you know. ;)
I think gays will get their own heaven. Actually everybody should get their own heaven, including hookers and drug addicts.

How about terrorists? Not them. We don't want serial killers and stuff like that.
High Miles
2015-03-31 03:20:11 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:54:43 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:33:54 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
your Bible again .
God is communist. Everybody according to his needs.
They'll give you free bread and sandals. Everybody naked.
but no fruit?
Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.
The gods might allow some fruit but the fruit from the Tree of Life
would not be there.
Gen 3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of
us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and
3:23 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to
till the ground from whence he was taken.
Only eternal life keeps us from being gods.
"Some fruit"? What kind of fruit? We need all kinds of fruits and freedom of choice.
Are gays OK in Heaven? They are different, you know. ;)
I think gays will get their own heaven. Actually everybody should get their own heaven, including hookers and drug addicts.
How about terrorists? Not them. We don't want serial killers and stuff like that.
What about ignorant tourists ?
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-03-31 18:32:18 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Sat, 28 Mar 2015 07:54:43 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
On Fri, 27 Mar 2015 21:33:54 -0700 (PDT), "Free Spirit, Chief of
your Bible again .
God is communist. Everybody according to his needs.
They'll give you free bread and sandals. Everybody naked.
but no fruit?
Of course, the fruit will be hanging there. That will always be the ultimate temptation.
The gods might allow some fruit but the fruit from the Tree of Life
would not be there.
Gen 3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of
us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and
3:23 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to
till the ground from whence he was taken.
Only eternal life keeps us from being gods.
"Some fruit"? What kind of fruit? We need all kinds of fruits and freedom of choice.
Are gays OK in Heaven? They are different, you know. ;)
I think gays will get their own heaven. Actually everybody should get their own heaven, including hookers and drug addicts.
How about terrorists? Not them. We don't want serial killers and stuff like that.
What about ignorant tourists ?
Oh no, there can be no tourists in Heaven. If they know how bad it is, all the good PR about Heaven may fall apart.

Hell is where all the fun is.

59Fiat600 Rossa
2015-03-31 01:11:15 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
"Some fruit"? What kind of fruit? We need all kinds of fruits and freedom of choice.
Are gays OK in Heaven? They are different, you know. ;)
Racism!!! Racism!!! You said 'fruit' and immediately thought of 'gays'. You must be reeducated, diversitywise. And there will be no hanky-panky of any kind in Heaven. That's for the people who have gone to Hell. Once you are in Heaven, it will be too late to change your mind.
Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
2015-03-31 02:29:30 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
"Some fruit"? What kind of fruit? We need all kinds of fruits and freedom of choice.
Are gays OK in Heaven? They are different, you know. ;)
Racism!!! Racism!!! You said 'fruit' and immediately thought of 'gays'. You must be reeducated, diversitywise. And there will be no hanky-panky of any kind in Heaven. That's for the people who have gone to Hell. Once you are in Heaven, it will be too late to change your mind.
Well, see, I don't think gays want a heaven without hanky panky. I think God should allow some kind of communication between Heaven and Hell so people can go partying to Hell. It makes sense, right?

How the Christians can sell a totally boring Heaven?
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