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Even the most sophisticated Christian has a wild monkey within
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-05-14 17:35:43 UTC
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...like bananas?
We all do like bananas. It's part of our cultural heritage up in the trees.

Even the most sophisticated Christian has a wild monkey within.

Oh no, according to you guys, God created the banana to fit in your hand, which happens to be handy in other places too.

What makes us human? Have a prehensile hand and a brain. Are Christians fully human?


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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-05-14 21:13:43 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
...like bananas?
We all do like bananas. It's part of our cultural heritage up in the trees.
Even the most sophisticated Christian has a wild monkey within.
Oh no, according to you guys, God created the banana to fit in your hand, which happens to be handy in other places too.
What makes us human? Have a prehensile hand and a brain. Are Christians fully human?
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"The jungle has never been this much fun!"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
And the most sophisticated atheist has a wild jackass within. Want proof? Okay. There's Cool, Tim, Hypatia, Jeanne, ... :-D
Don't be silly. If you didn't have a prehensile hand like our cousins the monkeys, you couldn't hold the Bible.
59Fiat600 Rossa
2015-05-16 01:43:01 UTC
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Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
We all do like bananas. It's part of our cultural heritage up in the trees.
I shall not comment, I shall say nothing, not a thing at all, other than to mention that I have just made a banana sandwich consisting of two pieces of toast, an unnecessary piece of butter -- please don't tell --, nut butter, and a necessary sliced banana, the banana having just been picked ripe off our banana tree right here in South Florida.

Needless to mention, and so I won't, that I'm not up in a tree somewhere and I am most certainly not up in my banana tree, which is something you do not climb because there is nothing on it you could climb, it would dangerous and futile to even try, and besides, the bananas are within easy reach while standing on the ground.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-05-16 18:55:36 UTC
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Post by 59Fiat600 Rossa
Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
We all do like bananas. It's part of our cultural heritage up in the trees.
I shall not comment, I shall say nothing, not a thing at all, other than to mention that I have just made a banana sandwich consisting of two pieces of toast, an unnecessary piece of butter -- please don't tell --, nut butter, and a necessary sliced banana, the banana having just been picked ripe off our banana tree right here in South Florida.
Needless to mention, and so I won't, that I'm not up in a tree somewhere and I am most certainly not up in my banana tree, which is something you do not climb because there is nothing on it you could climb, it would dangerous and futile to even try, and besides, the bananas are within easy reach while standing on the ground.
I think I meant to say, up in the trees the bananas are a hot commodity, sort of like the mighty dollar.

No, don't try to buy monkeys with dollars.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
2015-05-17 18:44:23 UTC
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you always talk about your Christian .
Sorry, they are all around me. I think I can observe their behavior like a curious monkey.
I think the monkey should be analyzing the human, not the other way around. They are so funny.
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